“Well, I’m sorry my snoring bothered you, but I didn’t sleep very well either. I had one glass of water in November and i was up three times to pee in January. The cub woke up from a nightmare in February and it took forever to get him back in his own bed. And your mother called from the Andes in the middle of March because she forgot we’re in a different hemisphere. I’m gonna have another cup of coffee, you want one?”